"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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