So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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