No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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