Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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