Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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