goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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