You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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