Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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