shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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