how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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