I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
