OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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