I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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