bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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