Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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