the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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