About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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