i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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