There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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