His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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