What should our trivia night team be named?
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Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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