My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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