Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Terrible idea I love it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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