I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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