so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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