I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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You. Win. At. Life.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Come share oat with me in your robe
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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