Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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