he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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