the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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