rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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