He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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