addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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