Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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