but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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