Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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