I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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