um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
