So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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