chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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