How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
