My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So vagazzling was a success
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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