I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
