He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
she was so not down for the gang bang
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.