i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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