Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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