just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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