he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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