I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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