dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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