Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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