she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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