Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The air was thick with penises
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Randomize