Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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