He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
bring money and cleavage
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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