If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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