Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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