she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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