i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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