If that was your dad, he is hot
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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