so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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