have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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